Stop world, it's snowing.

I woke up this morning and was very disappointed that it was not white outside. It seems most of the country has been struck by snow apart from the North-West (fingers crossed for later on today).

Anyway, it appears that snow is no longer fun and pretty, it's disastrous and evil and frightening and we must all STOP what we're doing! We can't possibly stay at work and really we shouldn't venture into the outside world. The best thing to do is stock up on food rations and STAY INDOORS, preferably wrapped up in cotton wool.


And, most importantly - DO NOT EAT THE SNOW. It contains evil snow fleas, like the one pictured to the left (you should be able to see them because they're about a foot long). Please take great care as these deadly creatures have poisonous venom.

I wish you all the best of luck in this difficult time.